Cried Up In Knots

Seen on Craigslist TC:
“And if U wanna make a living doing HOLISTIC EMOTIONAL RELEASE WORK or TANTRUM YOGA, PRIMAL SCREAM, it’s done with rolfing level massage and Sad music playing, very interesting, potentially lucrative, no schooling req’d, read article at top of pg, call anita or talk to her, write her at LET US STOP THE CYCLE OF PAIN

This is quite possibly the worst headline I’ve ever written. The kind of headline that writers usually get paid for.

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