Holy crap. I just called my phone company and realized how utterly bizarre the conversation was:


“Hager City Telecom, this is Yvonne.”

“Hi Yvonne, can you tell me how to change how quickly my calls go to voice mail?”

“How many rings did you want?”

“Six, please.”

“Okay, we’ll get that changed as soon as we can.”

“Okay, thanks.”


In addition to the entirely flawless DSL connection and service I’ve had for the past two and half years, I can’t imagine why I would ever leave the country life.

Well, there’s the possibility of seeing chopped-off deer heads on picnic tables on a regular basis, but hey, that’s what liquor is for.

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