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The Wesson Family

“Marcus Wesson, 57, was arrested Friday after emerging blood-covered from his home, where authorities found nine bodies in a back room tangled and intertwined with clothing. His demeanor was described by officers as “very calm.”

Excuse me, but how did this all happen without me knowing about it? I’ve been having to satisfy my crazy motherfucker news jones with Michael Jackson when this was happening just across town?!

1 comment to 111909881904084933

  • I’m suddenly thinking that my own father was a total pussy.

    That Wesson man is some special kind of evil. So evil I almost have to kind of admire it. But I didn’t say that.