“The person we are seeking must fit the following description of the five ‘B’s’
- Be a self starter
- Be motivated to succeed
- Be willing to travel occasionally
- Be a team player
- Be willing to learn”
Ok. It’s not like I’m a big fan of mnemonics or acronyms or something, but shouldn’t this advertising agency pick five actual “b” qualities, like big, bold, bitchy, and beautiful? There is only on B and that’s “B.” So to get a job at corbinwatson, whoever they are, you must be.
And since most of us are, shouldn’t we all have gotten our paychecks by now?