Something’s heating up at the Holiday Super Station in Somerset, Wisconsin and it isn’t just the roller dogs and French Vanilla Almond Hazelnut Flavored Coffee!

Daily Report

Last night?s nightmare: Sex with one of the few guys from my past I haven?t actually had sex with. Today?s craving: Something lemony. Today?s peeve: Lendingtree.com Today?s fear: The helicopter that just flew over my house. Today?s thing stuck in my head loop: ?I?m so sorry, Uncle Albert? Reason for not killing myself: Appointment with […]


A-HA! I finally thought of a good porn movie name: James And The Giant Peaches.

Pretty good, huh?