God, I hope Ms. Atwood’s invention is acceptable in time for my book non-tour.


It would certainly be helpful in other situations — with some adaptations, of course. Childrearing leaps to mind.

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  • My boyfriend Kevin Spacey uses something like that at the Old Vic when the unwashed masses want to get his autograph after a show. He’s such a faggy snot. And that’s why we’re so close.