Oh, and just one other thing…
I quit smoking about a month ago and I’d be willing to convert to the religion of your choice for a fucking cigarette right now.

Thank you.

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  • You DID? You really DID?

    Okay, well, um, please convert right now to the Universal Light Church of the Humorless Sincere Unwashed Hairy Dancing Men!

    Your B&H Deluxe Ultra Light is in the mail.

    But really I am so proud of you.