First of all, I don’t often come across links that reference both “Orthodox Jewish” and “Minnesota.” But to further distinguish that tiny subset by “Star Trek”? That could only mean one thing: yarmakooks!
I hope Rabbi Yonassan Gershom answers my email.
I for sure mentioned that I got Leonard Nimoy’s autograph at a big Israel celebration fair thingy in California when I was like ten or eleven. That should have him weak and incapable of defending himself against my request for an interview. That would be really fun. Until I ask if he wants to meet on a Friday night or something.
Dammit. Now all the obvious jokes are just balling me up. Not to mention that I’m the most exhaustive of dilettantes, so anything I ask will probably just make him stare at me in Spock-like disbelief.
p.s. After some reflective thought (aka sleep):
Question #1: How will cartoonists deal with pointy ears and horns?
p.s. After a full day of no thought, it suddenly occurred to me that I wrote a long pleading request to interview the rebbe and sent it on Friday night, around midnight. Well past sundown. Better yet, I didn’t realize it until about noon today. Maybe I’ll try again with a fake name.