Oh yeah, I’d work my ass off to save up half a million dollars so I could live here! This is exactly what I’d always pictured half-millionaires would live in! Just think how gauche a million dollar place would be! Ick!
At least the fire hydrant keeps people from parking in front of your castle. Except fire engines, of course. But who’s ever heard of fires in California?
The garage is even bigger than the house and thank god! I’d want my Hummer locked up safe and sound, that’s for damn sure.