Why do old people put Kleenex brand tissues on the rear deck of their Oldsmobiles?
Is it in case of an emergency? Like someone stranded by the side of the road, sneezing?
Is it for their grandchildren, who can always use a tissue?
Perhaps they haven’t kicked the habit from the old make-out days on Lookout Drive? (He may not marry you, but that doesn’t mean you can’t be tidy!)