From my hidey-hole.

My friend David sent me this quote to start my day:

“And finally I twist my heart round again, so that the bad is on the outside and the good is on the inside, and keep on trying to find a way of becoming what I would so like to be, and could be, […]

Cat Scratch Fever: My story comes out and I prepare for a new asshole.

My story about big cat owners is out online today and in print on Monday.

I’m going to get eviscerated from both sides on this one. I hope my next assignment is about the deliciousness of cupcakes.

Motorcycle Show Notes

I always talk too much, write too much, and research too much. Here’s a an early draft of a piece published in The Rake, just for fun.

Super Shammy

The blonde girls handing out the plastic bags inside the door of the “25th Annual Cycle World International Motorcycle Show” are wearing tight, Star […]