I call myself

I should put this on my business card (if I had one.)

Sari is a Hungarian name. There’s an accent over the a, which I use only to remind people there is a silent h.

It rhymes with “sorry,” or “calamari.”

It’s SHAR-ree. And every Hungarian word is pronounced with the emphasis on the first syllable, so it’s SHAH-ree.

And I was named after my grandmother and to prove it’s a Hungarian name, allow me to introduce Zsa Zsa, my fantasy grandmother.