My friend Gail sent me this. It’s an “opera,” but I don’t think you need to understand Italian. All you need is the international language of “musical comedy” and a big, wide open mind.

You know as well as I do, a life on the Internet is even more enriching than a life outdoors. I’ve spent 45 years as living proof that I can live happily in my hiberNation.

But then I broke my ankle. Of course, this would never have happened if I’d simply stayed indoors, but I still [...]

The best part about this powerful symbol is that it’s just so JAP. And so affordable! Only $11! Buy one for the whole B’nai B’rith gang. Put it on your Hannukah wish list!

Live at Bobo’s Rock Pit, 1978!

Jake, baby, you’re thinking too small. I say someone should start packing a suitcase for Hollywood. I see Burt Reynolds, no, no, make that Benicio, he’s hot, but slipping and he’s Czech or something, right? Okay, and–stay with me here, Jake–how do you like Minnie Driver for “the fellow’s wife?”

Priests of 2 Catholic parishes leaving: “Both said the timing of their announcements was coincidental, and they assured parishioners that they weren’t pressured by the Archdiocese of
St. Paul and Minneapolis to leave.”
Okay, this really sucks. Does anyone know anything about this or have any idea what is planned? Of course not, no one reads this [...]

I can think of one way we can all get along.

For anyone who cares, here’s a clue as to the mysterious disease that’s killing the little rat. I hope they just slide his body into the sewer and get on with it.
I think this was a story about Arafat having AIDS.

Be vewwy, vewwy quiet…

It’s not a tampon! It’s the oldest, newest, oldest JewJewBee accountrement! I’m gonna wear one with my Guatemalan Friendship Bracelet, my POW bracelet and my Lance Armstrong yellow rubber band (backordered by 4-6 weeks)!

This is exactly why I need to find some health insurance when my COBRA runs out. A writer’s life is fraught with peril. Case in point: Pop Tart burn.