When I was a young girl, contemplating my future, I don’t think I could ever have predicted that I would someday be sitting in an Applebee’s bathroom and suddenly notice that my friend V.’s ex-boyfriend would be scaring the shit out of me in an ad for cellular phone service. I mean, Applebee’s is about [...]

Also, here’s a trick you can play on yourself: put a whole shitload of Marlee’s music on your iPod (no, that’s not the trick, but it’s a damn great idea, especially for long car trips and singing along) and put on a whole crapbag of Cat Stevens. Now press “shuffle.” See if you can guess in [...]