You know those offers for Gevalia coffee? I use them. I toss the coffee out because it tastes like poopwater, but you know what? For the shipping costs (or some nominal fee) I got a coffee maker that is lasting longer than [...]]]> http://www.sarigordon.com/2007/05/brown-and-free/feed/ 0 http://www.sarigordon.com/2007/04/from-my-hidey-hole/ http://www.sarigordon.com/2007/04/from-my-hidey-hole/#comments Fri, 27 Apr 2007 14:26:37 +0000 sari http://sarigordon.com/wp/?p=412 My friend David sent me this quote to start my day:

“And finally I twist my heart round again, so that the bad is on the outside and the good is on the inside, and keep on trying to find a way of becoming what I would so like to be, and could be, if … there weren’t any other [...]]]> http://www.sarigordon.com/2007/04/from-my-hidey-hole/feed/ 0 http://www.sarigordon.com/2007/04/a-missile-fired-at-my-atheism/ http://www.sarigordon.com/2007/04/a-missile-fired-at-my-atheism/#comments Tue, 17 Apr 2007 16:25:17 +0000 sari http://sarigordon.com/wp/?p=404 [slideshow id=360287970196237326&w=400&h=300]

The universe can be so cliche sometimes.

I was in a bad mood for a few months. The first nice day out here (a cause for dancing in the streets, except everyone is a Lutheran or a speed freak, so the dancing goes on in basements with foiled windows), I got up off the couch (I [...]]]> http://www.sarigordon.com/2007/04/a-missile-fired-at-my-atheism/feed/ 0 http://www.sarigordon.com/2007/03/and-please-dont-visit-the-alzheimers-ward/ http://www.sarigordon.com/2007/03/and-please-dont-visit-the-alzheimers-ward/#comments Sun, 25 Mar 2007 14:21:11 +0000 sari http://sarigordon.com/wp/?p=400

Even though I’m really grateful for all the calls and letters, I decided I needed to create a video to answer everyone’s questions about clowning for Jesus. Remember, it’s extremely important and whatever you do, don’t do anything a patient requests. Those plaintive cries of, “Please, for God’s sake, send me to Jesus now!” are [...]]]> http://www.sarigordon.com/2007/03/and-please-dont-visit-the-alzheimers-ward/feed/ 0 http://www.sarigordon.com/2007/03/motorcycle-sidecars/ http://www.sarigordon.com/2007/03/motorcycle-sidecars/#comments Fri, 16 Mar 2007 19:40:12 +0000 sari http://sarigordon.com/wp/?p=398 Guaranteed to make you look!

http://sarigordon.com/wp/?p=393 It’s Liza Minelli getting her picture taken with Maile!

Oh, to be a fly on the wall. Oh, wait. I AM a fly on the wall. No wonder everything looks so weird.

She still hasn’t explained how they hooked up, but really, who cares? Just getting to meet MF in her velvet jumpsuit is enough joy for [...]]]> http://www.sarigordon.com/2007/02/the-mf-maile-flanagan-fan-club/feed/ 0 http://www.sarigordon.com/2007/02/next-year-chopsticks/ http://www.sarigordon.com/2007/02/next-year-chopsticks/#comments Fri, 16 Feb 2007 14:08:02 +0000 sari http://sarigordon.com/wp/?p=391 People are weird, [...]]]> http://www.sarigordon.com/2007/02/next-year-chopsticks/feed/ 0 http://www.sarigordon.com/2007/02/404/ http://www.sarigordon.com/2007/02/404/#comments Sat, 03 Feb 2007 08:01:30 +0000 sari http://sarigordon.com/wp/?p=387 You really have to stay on top of the news. I do. I’m all over it. I am very interested in news from all over the world. For instance, if you keep an eye on The Tide, you’ll learn that

In our society today, many people have mental problem. Many indulge in one crime or the other. [...]]]> http://www.sarigordon.com/2007/02/404/feed/ 0 http://www.sarigordon.com/2007/02/a-riddle-i-made-up-for-dylan/ http://www.sarigordon.com/2007/02/a-riddle-i-made-up-for-dylan/#comments Fri, 02 Feb 2007 13:10:36 +0000 sari http://sarigordon.com/wp/?p=385 … which he answered correctly within 5 seconds.

“Who was the famous KROQ DJ from the 70s who also wrote 12th century Catholic holy [...]]]> http://www.sarigordon.com/2007/02/a-riddle-i-made-up-for-dylan/feed/ 0