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What that hippy saw when the army guy went ahead and pulled the trigger on that gun with the daisy in it.

I just stuck my head into the middle of a crabapple bud explosion. It doesn’t matter how much you blink, it’s like being in a super Star Wars shootin’-through-space blow up of pink pokum [...]

What a way to end my season

What a way to end the season

 

(At least I didn’t get chumped out of the MotoGP championship by my own teammate. )

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Rules

The word is FOLIAGE: It’s not prounounced FOILAGE;
The word is ETCETERA: It’s not pronounced EXCETERA;
The word is ESPRESSO, it is not pronounced EXPRESSO. Therefore, you cannot name your business “Expresso Yourself.”
“Your” = e.g. “Your snowmobile ran into my Sushi shop.” Something which belongs to you.
“You’re” = “You’re the biggest fan of Journey. You’re [...]