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What a way to end the season
 
(At least I didn’t get chumped out of the MotoGP championship by my own teammate. )
 

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The word is FOLIAGE: It’s not prounounced FOILAGE;
The word is ETCETERA: It’s not pronounced EXCETERA;
The word is ESPRESSO, it is not pronounced EXPRESSO. Therefore, you cannot name your business “Expresso Yourself.”
“Your” = e.g. “Your snowmobile ran into my Sushi shop.” Something which belongs to you.
“You’re” = “You’re the biggest fan of Journey. You’re an [...]

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If you don’t know what kancho is, back up against the nearest wall and make your way to one of these t-shirts. They’re made by a friend of mine who teaches English in Japan and in return, gains the cultural wisdom of a fifth grader.
I love my kancho dame shirt Thomas brought me over Christimas, [...]

I can’t stop this vomity feeling and that’s just the kind of birtday gift my darling husband deserves.
Queensry(umlaut)che (who?) is coming to town on Saturday and they’re going to be riding Buells (ahem, HARLEY-DAVIDSONS). I agreed to join him. (Here comes that feeling.) I’ll be riding about 4 hours behind them. First, because I don’t [...]

tom, you fucker. why didn’t you believe me when i told you it would get better?

SFGate: AP News
Tracey, 58, revealed little about the contents of the message Thursday. “I’m not going to say what it was,” he said, his long gray locks tumbling to his shoulders.
Apparently, a local journalism professor had an ongoing email correspondence with the man now charged with little JonBenet’s murder. I’m not sure why he was [...]

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I have this master plan to create an ongoing series to blog about. Things like, stuff I’ve only seen in Wisconsin, questions about just anything, and of course peeves. These are the things that leave bathtub rings in my head at the most inconvenient times, like when I’m on my bike. They come to me [...]

This is the best. My friend Mary helped make it. It is so good in so many ways and I want to weep with joy that Mary rocks so hard.

Although she’s a little art school, follow the link to World Domination Toys. There’s a really fun “Gasoline Super Soaker.”
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The Gals of BSU
Originally uploaded by sglpix.
What an amazing group of women. I met them all online and we all contributed to “She Said, She Said,” a fetid cesspool of acrimonious, man-baiting. I can’t believe it’s been like 10 years and I still know most of these women. How cool is that? And they’re all [...]

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How about this bobcat kit? Just a few weeks old. I met him at a convention of big cat lovers. I went for a story I’m doing for The Rake.

My quest to see fuckers kick the shit out of each other takes me to The Myth Nightclub this Wednesday night. I have traveled near and far to watch, and I always come up empty-handed. Inept bookers, cancelled shows, last-minute venue changes, no media passes, rained-out fights in parking lots and no nut kicking or [...]

stolen and slow
Originally uploaded by sglpix.
that’s me at the Advanced Riders Course at Dakota County Technical Center (completely forgetting everything i did on skyline/la honda/highway 1, etc. etc. ). I felt like a complete doofus, but then again, I was also stricken by self-hating PMS squirts and it was super hot. The only other chick [...]

I am so excited. I’m off to Cincinnati (final resting place of the last Passenger Pigeon on earth) next week. I’m sure you already know about it, but the Feline Conservation Federation is having it’s 50th annual convention. I’m going to maybe see cougars and Servals and cool cats. Maybe a lion! The hotel I’m [...]

Why do old people put Kleenex brand tissues on the rear deck of their Oldsmobiles?
Is it in case of an emergency? Like someone stranded by the side of the road, sneezing?
Is it for their grandchildren, who can always use a tissue?
Perhaps they haven’t kicked the habit from the old make-out days on Lookout Drive? (He [...]

Oh man, Syd dying. That’s not good. We used to ride bikes together.
Thanks a lot, id, for telling me.
Now this will make me really sad: http://www.topix.net/who/syd-barrett

My Martha Stewart moment for the summer. Don’t you just want to go out and start collecting pink glass and engraved bricks?
I’ve lived out here for 3 summers and have yet to see the huge plot of raspberries do anything but spread and scratch me.
Today, I woke up from my nap, ambled around outside and [...]

I tried to get lost tonight after the village meeting let out. I just don’t have the radar, I guess. Either that, or my darling, beloved Ducati is mad at me for pooching and dumping at 80 mph in a completely boring curve yesterday (don’t worry, I’m not going to sell you for a new [...]

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originally uploaded by sglpix.
Isn’t this a nice attitude for someone with an Aprilia? Good thing he’s so cute. Oh yeah, and gave me a free speedo cable.

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The PUD Foreskin Restoration Device
I shit you not, I found this with only two links. The internet is crawling with stuff just below the surface. I just searched on “PUD” to find out what this housing term means and instead, I get this.
“The Pud Tugger.”
God loves me. He wants me to be on the internet. [...]

I’m clapping my hands like a little girl! Rossi got pole position only slightly ahead of John Roberts and Nicky Hayden dropped to 7th. Another yanker, Kenny Roberts, is third. Before moaning about Capirossi’s 6th place starting position, remember he’s still the championship leader.

…Or I’m going to get really self-righteous.

There’s a web site run by a lady who sells monkeys. I think all the sparkly pink and baby clothes mean it’s super cute. All the comments in her guestbook says it’s super cute and that her little monkeys in doll clothes are really, super cute. But there was one comment that just caught my [...]

Well, this pretty much renders my book obsolete.

Who doesn’t need a little Gerry Todd in the wee small hours of Saturday morning?