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Marya Hornbacher

Marya Hornbacher, the author of the horror story memoir, “Wasted,” will be touring for the release of her third book, “Madness: A Bipolar Life” (Houghton Mifflin). These are the tentative dates, but I’ll be there for the Minneapolis event (depending on the mood, of course.) Watch for updates, but I’ll be sending out notices to anyone [...]

When they outlaw malpractice suits, guns and Lynxes…

…only morons will be rich, armed and own wildcats.

Just think of all the legal hot potatoes in this guy’s stew:

Malpractice suits
Exotic pets
Gun ownership (by an ex-con)

Not to mention the style demerits:

Sharpie beard
Teadrop tattoos (double penalty for cliche + easy [...]

Cat Scratch Fever: My story comes out and I prepare for a new asshole.

My story about big cat owners is out online today and in print on Monday.

I’m going to get eviscerated from both sides on this one. I hope my next assignment is about the deliciousness [...]