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Cat Scratch Fever: My story comes out and I prepare for a new asshole.

My story about big cat owners is out online today and in print on Monday. I’m going to get eviscerated from both sides on this one. I hope my next assignment is about the deliciousness of cupcakes.

And please, don’t visit the Alzheimer’s ward

Even though I’m really grateful for all the calls and letters, I decided I needed to create a video to answer everyone’s questions about clowning for Jesus. Remember, it’s extremely important and whatever you do, don’t do anything a patient requests. Those plaintive cries of, “Please, for God’s sake, send me to Jesus now!” are [...]

Motorcycle Sidecars

Guaranteed to make you look! clipped from www.cyclesidecar.com