Sari Gordon » Links http://www.sarigordon.com I Was A Writer, Then I Decided to Make a Living Fri, 18 Nov 2011 12:47:55 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Cat Scratch Fever: My story comes out and I prepare for a new asshole. http://www.sarigordon.com/2007/04/cat-scratch-fever-my-story-comes-out-and-i-prepare-for-a-new-asshole/ http://www.sarigordon.com/2007/04/cat-scratch-fever-my-story-comes-out-and-i-prepare-for-a-new-asshole/#comments Fri, 27 Apr 2007 14:24:07 +0000 sari http://sarigordon.com/wp/?p=411

My story about big cat owners is out online today and in print on Monday.

I’m going to get eviscerated from both sides on this one. I hope my next assignment is about the deliciousness [...]]]> http://www.sarigordon.com/2007/04/cat-scratch-fever-my-story-comes-out-and-i-prepare-for-a-new-asshole/feed/ 2 And please, don’t visit the Alzheimer’s ward http://www.sarigordon.com/2007/03/and-please-dont-visit-the-alzheimers-ward/ http://www.sarigordon.com/2007/03/and-please-dont-visit-the-alzheimers-ward/#comments Sun, 25 Mar 2007 14:21:11 +0000 sari http://sarigordon.com/wp/?p=400

Even though I’m really grateful for all the calls and letters, I decided I needed to create a video to answer everyone’s questions about clowning for Jesus. Remember, it’s extremely important and whatever you do, don’t do anything a patient requests. Those plaintive cries of, “Please, for God’s sake, send me to Jesus now!” are [...]]]> http://www.sarigordon.com/2007/03/and-please-dont-visit-the-alzheimers-ward/feed/ 0 Motorcycle Sidecars http://www.sarigordon.com/2007/03/motorcycle-sidecars/ http://www.sarigordon.com/2007/03/motorcycle-sidecars/#comments Fri, 16 Mar 2007 19:40:12 +0000 sari http://sarigordon.com/wp/?p=398 Guaranteed to make you look!

clipped from www.cyclesidecar.com

http://sarigordon.com/wp/?p=393 It’s Liza Minelli getting her picture taken with Maile!

Oh, to be a fly on the wall. Oh, wait. I AM a fly on the wall. No wonder everything looks so weird.

She still hasn’t explained how they hooked up, but really, who cares? Just getting to meet MF in her velvet jumpsuit is enough joy for [...]]]> http://www.sarigordon.com/2007/02/the-mf-maile-flanagan-fan-club/feed/ 0 A riddle I made up for Dylan http://www.sarigordon.com/2007/02/a-riddle-i-made-up-for-dylan/ http://www.sarigordon.com/2007/02/a-riddle-i-made-up-for-dylan/#comments Fri, 02 Feb 2007 13:10:36 +0000 sari http://sarigordon.com/wp/?p=385 … which he answered correctly within 5 seconds.

“Who was the famous KROQ DJ from the 70s who also wrote 12th century Catholic holy [...]]]> http://www.sarigordon.com/2007/02/a-riddle-i-made-up-for-dylan/feed/ 0 “the teeth were on the stage.” http://www.sarigordon.com/2006/12/the-teeth-were-on-the-stage%e2%80%9d/ http://www.sarigordon.com/2006/12/the-teeth-were-on-the-stage%e2%80%9d/#comments Thu, 28 Dec 2006 04:27:12 +0000 sari http://sarigordon.com/wp/?p=374 A ‘Family’ Mourns a Punk Rocker Who Defied His Age: 80 December 27, 2006

In his 80 years, Joseph Bernard Zak served in the Navy during World War II, studied to be a Franciscan priest and worked as a teacher and a doorman. He also wrote tens of thousands of lyrics, moving to Nashville at one point to [...]]]> http://www.sarigordon.com/2006/12/the-teeth-were-on-the-stage%e2%80%9d/feed/ 0 Hey, I’m in ArtForum! http://www.sarigordon.com/2006/12/hey-im-in-artforum/ http://www.sarigordon.com/2006/12/hey-im-in-artforum/#comments Wed, 27 Dec 2006 16:07:36 +0000 sari http://sarigordon.com/wp/?p=373 See that photo on the upper right? That’s mine!

I think it’s in this issue:

The cool part is that an editor from ArtForum found this picture I took from a Hines Auction Service event and gave me a free subscription for letting them [...]]]> http://www.sarigordon.com/2006/12/hey-im-in-artforum/feed/ 0 Christmas Gifts http://www.sarigordon.com/2006/12/xmas-for-the-jewess/ http://www.sarigordon.com/2006/12/xmas-for-the-jewess/#comments Sun, 24 Dec 2006 14:15:24 +0000 sari http://sarigordon.com/wp/?p=370 Here are my top three presents from my husband:

1. The scary part here is how really excited I got when I opened my gift of oil filters.

2. Of course the squealing only got more intense with my new motorcycle boots. Scott says I can’t wear them to St. John’s next week, because they clash with my [...]]]> http://www.sarigordon.com/2006/12/xmas-for-the-jewess/feed/ 0 The simple life monitor check http://www.sarigordon.com/2006/11/the-simple-life-monitor-check/ http://www.sarigordon.com/2006/11/the-simple-life-monitor-check/#comments Wed, 15 Nov 2006 14:10:51 +0000 sari http://sarigordon.com/wp/?p=359 This is what I wake up to. I spend all day adding to it. I am also completely surrounded by a kook’s nest of piles: paper, bills, things to read, things to mail, bills, gadgets and CRAFTS. My jewelry project is currently spilling over the sides of our coffee table and I still average about… 0 [...]]]> http://www.sarigordon.com/2006/11/the-simple-life-monitor-check/feed/ 0 What a way to end my season http://www.sarigordon.com/2006/10/what-a-way-to-end-the-season/ http://www.sarigordon.com/2006/10/what-a-way-to-end-the-season/#comments Thu, 12 Oct 2006 13:22:27 +0000 sari http://sarigordon.com/wp/?p=340

What a way to end the season

 

(At least I didn’t get chumped out of the MotoGP championship by my own teammate. )

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