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Rules

The word is FOLIAGE: It’s not prounounced FOILAGE;
The word is ETCETERA: It’s not pronounced EXCETERA;
The word is ESPRESSO, it is not pronounced EXPRESSO. Therefore, you cannot name your business “Expresso Yourself.”
“Your” = e.g. “Your snowmobile ran into my Sushi shop.” Something which belongs to you.
“You’re” = “You’re the biggest fan of Journey. You’re [...]

Find yourself Filled with anxiety

I have this master plan to create an ongoing series to blog about. Things like, stuff I’ve only seen in Wisconsin, questions about just anything, and of course peeves. These are the things that leave bathtub rings in my head at the most inconvenient times, like when I’m on my bike. They come to me in [...]

Despite all your rage

My quest to see fuckers kick the shit out of each other takes me to The Myth Nightclub this Wednesday night. I have traveled near and far to watch, and I always come up empty-handed. Inept bookers, cancelled shows, last-minute venue changes, no media passes, rained-out fights in parking lots and no nut kicking or blood [...]